This is Greeting Cards for Assholes. You're welcome here, whether you're an asshole or not. Take a look around.
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Christmas & Holidays
If you purchase 10 or more cards, you'll save 20%. The discount...
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Condolences
Expressing your condolences to your loved and liked ones is always a...
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Congrats & Encouragement
Even assholes want the best for their friends. Now, more than ever...
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Father's Day
Let's face it, you're probably going to get your dad a shitty gift. You'd...
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Feelings & Sentiments
Sometimes, you might have feelings. Normally, we know you'd fight them. But...
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General Fuckery
When you just need to say hello. Or, maybe something similar like "go...
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Generic Greeting Cards
When you don't know what you need... or you just want to...
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Mother's Day
Even we can't make fun of mothers. They're angels from heaven. Except the...
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Other Occasions
Not every special occasion gets its own category. Some are just less...
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Pop Culture
If you're the type who likes to use confusing, obscure pop culture references as...
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Valentine's Day
Don't even get us started on Valentine's Day. We know, we know....
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Weddings & Engagements
Weddings always end up costing you more than they should and are...
