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The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card
The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Merry Christmas Dickhead Card

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We all have dickhead friends, don't we? Now, even though they're dickheads, they deserve to be wished a Merry Christmas. Besides, the classic picture of Santa Claus will soften the blow a bit. They'll appreciate the Christmasy gesture, and you'll come out of things looking golden as heck.

Make your friends laugh this Christmas. Call them names while you wish them a Merry Christmas.