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The Damn-delion Valentine's Day Card
The Damn-delion Valentine's Day Card
Greeting Cards for Assholes

The Damn-delion Valentine's Day Card

Regular price $4.50 $0.00 Unit price per

Of all the occasions that call for greeting cards, Valentine's Day one of the ones you definitely don't want to forget. We're here for you with a terrific selection of cards that will help you say Happy Valentine's Day without being a sloppy, mushy idiot about it.

This year, our collection includes some incredible vintage illustrations matched with slick one-liners from the modern era. Like this one, with the classic pick up line: "If you were a flower, you'd be a daamnnn-delion."

 

ABOUT OUR GREETING CARDS:

Paper: High-quality, heavyweight 100 lb card stock that's Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified, with a super smooth, professional finish.

Size: Standard A2: 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. 

Envelopes: Brown kraft paper, like the colour of a paper bag you might carry a bottle of booze around in. You don't have to lick anything as they're peel & stick, and they have a super strong adhesive so you don't need to worry about the journey you're sending them on.

Details: Every greeting card from Greeting Cards for Assholes is handmade in Canada with irreverence, a wildly unacceptable sense of humour, and an attitude that could definitely be improved. I design, print, and fold every single card all by myself. Yes, actually.

Oh, and all of the cards are empty on the inside, just like me. And maybe you.

Stock up on all our funny, made in Canada greeting cards, and send more mail! It's fun! 

(Reminder: shipping is free anywhere in the world when you spend $20 or more!)

Have a terrific day! 

-Adam