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The Optimus Fine Valentine's Day Card
The Optimus Fine Valentine's Day Card
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The Optimus Fine Valentine's Day Card

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Of all the occasions that call for greeting cards, Valentine's Day one of the ones you definitely don't want to forget. We're here for you with a terrific selection of cards that will help you say Happy Valentine's Day without being a sloppy, mushy idiot about it.

This year, our collection includes some incredible vintage illustrations matched with slick one-liners from the modern era. Like this one, with the classic pickup line: "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."